If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster —CLINT EASTWOOD

Below is the Actual Dialogue from the movie, The Rookie(1990) Starring Clint Eastwood.

[Attempting to bribe Nick]
Eugene Ackerman: I want to guarantee David's safety.
Nick Pulovski: Mr. Ackerman, if you want a guarantee, buy a toaster.

(Taken from IMDB Memorable Quotes) 

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